The definitive epic of crime and gay sex Literature scientists at fancy university places have often wondered: what would it be like if someone wrote a 17th century serial rogue's tale of a picaresque but instead of being about chivalry and carousing it was about two trans girls doing things such as drugs and swerk and car chases off bridges and joining cults and gross body stuff and Looney Tunes cartoon violence against all who get in the way of their mission to do whatever they want to do, which is mostly to be gay and commit felonies? Instead of dropping various acids onto books and then looking at them through microscopes, the literature scientists should just read this and then they would know the answers. As if Hothead Paisan crashed into Ducks, Newburyport, as if Pansy Division set off on a Don Quixote adventure, as if the Blues Brothers came back as young transsexual prostitute lovers, Crime Cube: Molly & Pyxxy Do Crimes is the outlandish, showstopping, never-try-this-at-home punk rock romp of the century.