Certified is three stories, all linked, following one man’s journey through the major milestones of birth, marriage, and death. Full of farcical situations, shocking discoveries, and profound loss, it is a Four Weddings and a Funeral for the book world. One Unexpected Birth: The long road to fatherhood as an unnamed narrator finally finds the love of his life after a string of dysfunctional relationships only to face a blast from the past on the day he becomes a father. One Hapless Wedding: The pressures of matrimony as the dream wedding, in the beautiful locale of Puglia, is nearly scuppered by Justin Timberlake. An encounter with armed police, an Austin Powers lookalike, plus a disastrous boat trip threatens to derail proceedings. One Bizarre Death: The sadness of loss as our narrator mourns the loss of loved ones with confused emotions, a revaluation of life, and often ludicrous circumstances following their deaths. A book to stir the memories in us all. The realisation we have all been certified.