Straight, intelligent, TBS (three book series) seeks OMR (open-minded reader) for FTA (fun time-travel adventure) and possible LTR (long term relationship).
Me: VGL (very good length) BB (book boyfriend) looking for smart, assertive woman who is not afraid to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy.
You: Must have GSOH (good sense of humor) and not be into typos, bad grammar, or yoga (possibly negotiable). WLTM (would like to meet) at local bookstore but willing to connect online to see if we're compatible. I'll pay for the first date.
