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Rodney Bradford comes into Lindsay's restaurant, offers to buy her small house for double its value, eats her brownies, and drops dead on the sidewalk in front. Then someone breaks into her house and tries to dig up her basement. Next her almost-ex-husband offers to sign the divorce papers, but only if she'll give him her small, old house and take his big, new house instead.

Over five thousand five-star reviews! Lindsay’s only secret is the recipe for her chocolate chip cookies, but she is surrounded by people with deadly secrets. Suddenly she finds herself battling poisoned chocolate, a psycho stalker, and a dead man who seems awfully active for a corpse. She will need more than a chocolate fix to survive...but that’s a good start. Come for the cookie chip cookies, stay for the murder, mayhem and fun!

This fast-moving humorous narrative pits the superior intellect of the aliens against the gritty determination of one man and his lady, with a little help from his British counterpart, the suave MI6 agent, Bulldog Bartholomew.

There's an international conspiracy in play but the secret can't get out; or can it? The aviation industry is in turmoil and the U.S. president is off his game. He just shanked his drive into a water hazard on the fourth hole.

Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em—they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed into an irascible pinchpenny.

Sheridan Lane Scott lives the good life. But when her uber-wealthy father goes down for embezzlement, the shocked socialite loses everything and takes a restaurant greeter job to hide her smeared identity. Though her plan to stay under the radar shatters when she spills a pricey bottle of wine, only to blush when the handsome owner wipes her down.

In 1969 South Carolina, Violet moves to Magnolia Avenue, a forgotten street in a forgotten neighborhood filled with forgotten mobile homes. It looks like the perfect place to retreat and lick her wounds. But it's not long before her young neighbor, Arabella, enlists her in the rescue of the cantankerous old woman next door who has fallen ill. But if Violet thinks this is a one-off event, she's wrong. Next thing she knows, she is entangled in the lives of several neighbors from grumpy Mr. Pritchard to the handsome GI across the street.

Scott draws the comic book adventures of himself, Blue Hood, and their friends as the Alpaca Defense Squad fighting their archenemy the evil Stinky Sock. No one knows Scott's using a magic pen and everything he draws becomes real. The middle schoolers and an alpaca named Bruce are thrown into a real-life superhero adventure! At first, they think it's great. They're living their superhero fantasy! What more could superhero fans want? But saving the day is not as easy as it looks!

Sixth-grader Brad makes the mistake of drawing instead of paying attention in class. When Brad’s parents ground him from drawing, his bratty little brother Daley rubs it in. Later that night, Brad is surprised when a mysterious crow delivers a pen to his bedroom window. Missing his beloved drawing and frustrated with his brother, Brad uses the pen to draw a Daley-Destroyer, a giant slimy green creature that he envisions “getting” Daley.

Dumped for a woman half her age, Sally Shaw is through with commitment, but not with the bedroom rodeo, far from it. When she’s not clawing her way up the corporate ladder at SouthEast Atlantic, she’s on the hunt for men interested in relations, without the relationship. Unfortunately, Sally’s first attempt at “just sex” lands her in the arms of a man searching for that special someone.

The Imperium is in turmoil! Seven centuries after the sleeper ships brought us to Andromeda, our human empire is plagued by war, intrigue, and a mysterious secret that may tear it apart! Black sheep of the Imperial family, Prince Alexander finds himself thrust into a conspiracy to overthrow his father. Torn between a family that doesn’t trust him and a usurper from a family that wants him dead, the Prince must decide where his true loyalties lie.

Fire on wild Bodmin Moor, murder by impossible means, missing children, star-crossed lovers and a most mysterious family. Covert witch Amanda travels into Cornwall to learn a startling tale and take on a formidable task. Who and what is Lucy? What really went on at Growan House School? Who is the killer? Detective Inspector Trelawney must dig into his clan’s nefarious past to discover vital clues. Armed with only a wand and her eternally grumpy cat, Tempest, can Amanda survive her most perilous journey yet into the past, and solve the strange case of Lucy Penlowr?

The British cozy paranormal mystery series by Holly Bell. Set in the village of Sunken Madley. Covert witch and asthmatic furniture restorer Amanda and her grumpy cat Tempest encounter a body and ghosts that lead to a past of spies, bombs plots, and generally dastardly deeds. Book 2.

Amanda Cadabra and The Hidey-Hole Truth by Holly Bell. In Kindle, paperback and large print. First in the British cozy paranormal mystery series by Holly Bell. Set in the village of Sunken Madley. Featuring grumpy cat, Tempest, reincarnated familiar to Amanda, covert witch and asthmatic furniture restorer. Her remarkably unpleasant family went over a Cornish cliff when she was three, and now the personable but persistent Inspector Trelawney is intent on digging up the past.

After twenty-two-year-old rocket racer Raimundo Reyes breaks his three-hour 'round the moon record in a pre-competition heat, he's psyched to win the 2176 Spaceport West 10th Annual Lunar Flash Race in his personally engineered craft. But a dodgy multi-trillionaire entrepreneur dominating the former USA's Sector III, plus the gravitational pull of cosmic love with Starbright, a dazzling human-robot hybrid, re-launch Rai's star-crossed destiny.

Kelly ran a marathon... and wound up running a house. With a ghost in it. Kelly Mellios is a stunning, athletic woman, who has learned--the hard way--to value herself. Having just finished her first marathon in the alluring Greek town of Nafplio, she bumps into Alex, a gorgeous widower with three underage children, who is desperately looking for a housekeeper.

Grannies go international! They're at it again! This time, the Guerrilla Grannies' mission leads them to London, England, and they're about to show one man why he shouldn't have messed with a granny's family. Their employers at the Cloak and Dagger Corporation took possession of Monty, but a group of international mafia men want him back. Funny thing is, they've had an operative hiding in plain sight for a long time.

Your favorite dirty grannies are at it again! Monty, Minerva’s dead husband, is alive—yeah, she nearly peed her pants when she discovered that—and turns out, he’s running from several dangerous people. Unfortunately, he underestimated a woman’s fury when scorned. The CDC has ordered the women into action: bring Monty in and hand him over. ASAP. Minerva may have other plans… It’s another crazy, fun-filled adventure with the grannies, and their shenanigans have just begun.

Gray is the New Black is the first installment in a riotous women's action adventure series. If you like to laugh, enjoy unapologetic women, and adore dogs, you'll love Jo Michael's grannies series. Buy it today or read it free with Kindle Unlimited.

Arestana: The Key Quest! Free for a limited time (Until December 8/19)! Get your copy of Arestana: The Key Quest, the first book in an exciting, fun, fastasy series aimed at young readers (ages 9-13). “…the funniest fantasy world I have ever read.” Nathaniel, Goodreads reviewer.

Award-winning finalist, Book Excellence Awards Let's Face the Music and... Conduct! The only thing that can save Musiville is a musical symphony. Sounds easy enough. But in a world where everyone believes only their own music to be worth playing, it is the hardest task the village's musical animals have ever faced. A funny, upbeat, music-filled story that can be enjoyed by both children and adults from the author of the multiple award-winner Runaway Smile.

Katie has a guardian angel... she just doesn’t know it. When Katie loses her office job, a gypsy woman hands her an amulet for good luck. Next, she gets hired as hotel receptionist on a Greek island where Aggelos, one of the guests, saves the day whenever she needs help. Katie falls in love with him, unaware that he is a guardian angel that came with the amulet…

A Heaven For Toasters: A Sci-Fi Crime Romance set on the Greek Islands. Win this book in our Christmas Readers Book Giveaway. CLICK ON THE IMAGE OR LINK ABOVE TO ENTER BUY LINK:https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FP99KSS